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A P.C. Thanksgiving

 
After reading about some scholastic brainwashing about Thanksgiving on Michelle Malkin's blog and seeing the de rigeur mentions of how mean the white folks were to the Indians, er, Native Americans in some t.v. show about the Mayflower, I thought I'd whip up a quick skit that will teach the younguns the "truth" about Turkey Day.

NATIVE AMERICANS: *Peacefully waving their arms in the air, worshipping nature, giving hugs to everyone, feeding birds and deer out of their hands, and singing cheerful Native American songs. There's a big rainbow in the sky.*

NATIVE AMERICAN #1: Hey, what's that in the horizon?

NATIVE AMERICAN #2: It looks like a big canoe!

*Music gets sinister and dark clouds fill the sky. The boat lands near the shore and Pilgrims in their black outfits clamber off the boat.*

PILGRIMS: Squee! We're finally in America!

NATIVE AMERICANS: Welcome, White Christian Men and Oppressed Women, to our humble land.

MILES STANDISH: YOUR humble land? I think not! All your land are belong to us!

NATIVE AMERICANS: Huh? We're just pacifist, pan-sexual, Gaia-worshipping vegans! Why can't we all just get along?

*The Pilgrims pull out their laser weapons and begin shooting every Native American in sight. They also shoot deer, birds, and every darn living thing they can find. Then they start ruining the environment.*

GENERIC PILGRIM: Looky, I just fried this here weird looking bird. *Pulls off turkey leg and takes a bite.* It sorta tastes like chicken!

MILES STANDISH: Excellent! Let's have a feast dedicated to praying, eating meat, watching football, and promoting capitalism. We'll call it...Thanksgiving!

*Lightning flashes and thunder rumbles as all of the Pilgrims laugh wickedly.*

SURVIVING NATIVE AMERICANS: Quick, we must flee to Oregon with our tofurky! Eeek!

Th' End

Approved by the San Francisco School Board.
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O Ye Suckers!

Back in the early '90s, I started listening to G. Gordon Liddy's radio show which was then called Radio Free D.C..  It provided hours of entertainment as Liddy intelligently skewered everything Bill 'n Hill tried to foist upon the American public, particularly during the dark years of 1993-1995 when we had a left wing Congress.  Whenever the Dems cooked up some scheme like Hillarycare and drag queens in the military, Liddy would intone to the voters who put them there, "O ye suckers!"

That phrase bears repeating as the Dems rub their hands in anticipation of all the nutty things they've fantasized about pushing on us since 1994.  If the voters wanted "change" (as in, all you'll have left of your paycheck is "change" if the Dems get their way), they're in for a nasty surprise.  Already they're planning for Impeachment II:  Electric Boogaloo, turning tail from Iraq, bringing back Hillarycare, and now Charlie Rangel wants to bring back the draft.  Rep. John Conyers wants to push through a bill that would essentially make it illegal to criticize Islam.  I can hardly wait until they come up with another push for "slave reparations." 

In all likelihood, most of the worst of these won't pass.  The Dems don't have that big of a majority and hopefully President Bush has finally found that veto stamp he'd been missing for a while.  The last people who want a draft are...the military.  It takes valuable time and resources to do things like shoot cowards, which they'll have to do if they have loads of people who really don't want to be there (or shouldn't be there).  Canada has made it clear it doesn't want any more gringos trying to escape a war.  

Hey, maybe if we drafted illegal immigrants...
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The horror, the horror

 Like most of you reading this, I'm disappointed and heartbroken, especially since we lost a lot of white hats in the process.  But we can't really say the election last night was a surprise either.  Dick Morris has been saying it was going to happen and this time he was right.  Last month, even Ann Coulter predicted this was going to be the Dems' 1994. 

You can certainly grumble about the news media's daily carnage reports from Iraq and it looks like media hype about a possible Dem takeover helped motivate their voters.  But this was generally a case of the GOP blowing off its foot with a 12-gauge shotgun...the Dems won mostly by default.  Unmotivated conservatives stayed home and independents decided to change from All to Tide because they're bored/annoyed with Congress.  The GOP let itself breathe in the Potomac swamp gas and spend like Michael Jackson on a Vegas spree.  It got wobbly when it came to other bread 'n butter issues its base cares about.  Scandals eroded trust.  Unpopular local policies screwed Republicans over in Indiana.  There was a failure by the party on a national level to emphasize the GOP's successes, and to get the people engaged Iraq/the war on terror.  Bush seems to have retreated since winning re-election, as though the constant dogging got to him.  You know you're in trouble when folks like Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham are criticizing you about as often as they are cheerleading for you.  One thing's for sure, liberals always hold their noses and vote for the lesser evil if they're not inspired.  Unmotivated conservatives just stay home.

We'll have to wait and see if we're going to get a Rosie O'Donnell Congress or a Kirsten Powers one (it's too much to hope for Zell Miller).  Even though the Dems successfully ran moderate to conservative candidates in several places, and even though we're hearing the requisite calls for "bipartisanship," I think the hard-left wing of the party just can't help itself.  We may have some DINOs in there now but it's the moonbats holding the gavels, to paraphrase I post I read on Little Green Footballs.

But the most disturbing aspect of the elections is what it reveals about American voters as a whole.  Five years after 9/11, America hasn't wrapped its head around what we're facing from Islamofascists and their radical left useful idiots.  It hasn't wrapped its head around the illegal immigration issue either.  And it's scary to think of what it'll take for those things to happen.
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Explaining the SP mentality

 I finished reading Bill O'Reilly's latest book, "Culture Warrior," a couple of weeks ago.  Whatever you might think of Bill O, it was actually pretty good.  He explains in simple terms what's really at stake in the U.S. of A. politically and socially.  He narrows it down the culture war to traditionalists who view America and its traditions as forces of good in the world, versus the "secular progressives" who think that America is at best deeply-flawed and at worst, an evil empire, and believe its traditions get in the way of changing that.  He offers a dossier on the leaders of the SP movement, a Cliffs Notes of David Horowitz's Discover the Network site.

What the book doesn't do though is explain why anyone would want hop on the SP bus and why the SPs regard traditionalists with great love and affection...not.  Bill O admits the shrill hatred the SPs has for traditionalists (whether they are liberal or conservative) outmatches any "bomb-throwing" from the traditionalist side.  But I'll explain the hows and whys in a couple of short paragraphs, based on years of "field research," i.e. knowing many liberals and even some far lefties.

Secular progressivism appeals the most to those who feel like outsiders or misfits.  No matter how fair, just, and prosperous America may be compared to most if not all other nations on Earth, there are always going to be those who believe they just don't fit in.  Whether it's an atheist who grew up in a Bible Belt town or a guy whose American dream didn't come true or a feminist who feels men have screwed her over, it's easy for an outsider to blame the culture or society as a whole and wants the society to change so that he or she can feel included.  Secular progressivism also appeals to those who cling to an affectation of being an outsider.  These folks are adolescent in their worldview, always rebelling against the "status quo" just for the sake of being a cool non-conformist.  I think a good chunk of SP entertainers fall into this category.  Secular progressivism appeals as well to those souls who think empathizing or sympathizing with the outsider or misfit is some sort of virtue unto itself.  White Liberal Guilt is often a sympthom of these kinds of SPs.  They are isolated from the effects of SP policies or are too naive to realize how those policies, if they are ever enacted, would adversely affect them.  (Some of these SPs aren't so much well-meaning-yet-misguided folks; some are vain types who are just trying to feel good about themselves.)  Again, many SP entertainers and many SPs in the media fall into this category.  And I will acknowledge there are SPs who grew up with these types of politics, passed down from their parents and grandparents.

There are two reasons why SPs loathe traditionalists and American traditional institutions (Christianity, the military, marriage, etc.).  The first reason is obvious...traditionalists stand in the way of the SPs' goals of remaking society in their own image.  There's nothing more irritating to would-be/wanna-be revolutionaries than the obstacles that get in the way of their agenda.  The second reason is that traditionalists represent everything that make SPs feel like outsiders (or make others feel like outsiders) in the first place.  It's the same hatred the unpopular kids have for the cheerleaders and jocks.

Bear in mind, all most SPs want is to not feel like outsiders anymore by eliminating or diluting the institutions they feel ostracize them in the first place.  The SPs that really scare me are the ones who want to go one step further and make the traditionalists (that's you and me) the ones who are the outsiders.  Or eliminate them completely.  Considering most Americans are traditionalist to some degree and the types of leaders these SPs idolize (Mao, Stalin, Castro), it would do us well to keep a wary eye on them.
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